» Destroying the World

[deMordrey]

I haven't done one of these for awhile, so vote! Or even better, come up with your own wacky ways.

And also, how would you survive this devastation?

[Hawk]

Use a doomsday device to lock the Earth into an Ice Age.

Wouldn't work, Global Warming is running us in the other direction, would take a lot to freeze us.

Elect Warshrike as President.

His first order would be to kill me. Pass.

Make the sun go supernova or create a blackhole.

Supernova maybe, if we crashed the Stargate into it. Blackhole, probably not, if we crashed everything in the solar system into it, it wouldn't have the required density to hit an unstable point and collapse upon itself.

Unleash an army of velociraptors.

Unless you created millions and millions, this wouldn't work. Any well trained Military could hold them back. Then again, train the Raptors in tactics, and you may have a hand in it...

Nuke the Earth. Big time.

Ok then, I'll go moon North Korea some more.

Unleash a virus to wipe out all life.

Unreliable, you would run the risk that some people/things would be immune.

Other. (do elaborate)

My choice.

My choice of other would be to invent some sufficiently advanced technology capable of great power in the wrong hands, and then sell it to the military first,

-Hawk

[Lucifer]

Zombies. Just because if the world is going to end, you need to give the small amount of survivors some hope.

Or some virus that will kill only humans. And all humans. Or something else selective like that.

[Warshrike]

I'm honoured you think that I'd be that large a dick... but really I'd just order that hawk be eviscerated for being the largest faggot in the known universe. Then I'd order his remains frozen.

Then we can work on space ships to EXPAND the known universe, ressurrecting and re-eviscerating it every time a larger faggot is found. Sure, it means I'll only get to kill him a maximum of four times, but it's SO worth it.

Ok...

So umm...

Other than evisceration of fagstick mcfagstein, I'd also work on removing any form of money and creating an artificial intelligence capable of monitering the workload and ability of every human on earth. Those who work to the best of their ability and are successful will be rewarded with additional food and goods. For instance, a doctor who saved 10 people will get more than the doctor who lost 10 identical patients.

Or, alternitivley, I'll order my science-types to invent me a weapons platform so powerful I can remove all advancements from mankind without them having a chance to stop me, and allowing man to return to the natural, primal state we should never have left. Oh, and I'll have to kill 9/10ths of the population at least, to give nature a chance before I unleash that many hungry people on her with no reliable food sources.

Either way, I need to also discover immortality before the end of my life times. Humn...

Shit man, now I got a lot of work to do before the election. Still; haha, I'm dangerouser than you all!! Although in Hawks case it was obvious because all he's good at is chuggin' cocks.

[TsvitokSoldat]

Pfft, your not dangerous until you don't have to warn people your dangerous.

You're also not evil until your policies involve the face to face annihilation of the human race by your own hand. Hold out your gun, put some bullets through some heads, break some skulls with your bone-plated boots and parade yourself through a parade of blood and gore dressed in the entrails of your own family. Fuck humanity, just burn them all with napalm and flamethrowers.

[Alucard]

Now that was a rather interesting read that post was!

[Warshrike]

Disclaimer; post may contain blatant flaming the seriousness of which will be lightened by this disclaimer.

Why would I want to eradicate in entirety the human race?? Now maybe you're just being silly there, but if I wipe out the entire human race, I lose the two things I care about. Namely enraging lesser life forms like yourself with blatant trolling, and pulling strings to mess with people out of boredom and apathy.

And I don't recall ever warning anyone I was dangerous. I think I'm harmless. Well, I'm planning on causing bodily harm to hawk... but beyond that, I haven't TRIED to hurt anyone in... Umm... How long ago was year seven??... uhh... Stupid maths... carry the one... 7 years??