I mean, it gives me the shits when people just seem to use horrible photos to grab your attention or use the same stereotyping over and over and over and over and over and...well...you get the picture...
Please follow my guide here:
Sell you a product by smiling creepy
Reason added: Person looks like they have a large Microsoft brand metal rod being poked up their ass to make them smile like this.
Every attempt to make Parents interacting with Children seem normal, when in fact, they all seem creepy:
After all, I never want to feel the *cough*non-sexual*cough* caress of a parent going through a mid-life crisis.
Making it seem as though it is the persons life goal to serve you\
Why! Why! Why! I guarantee you that Ron has never said "allow us to provide you with excellent customer service." In fact, I'd be willing to bet that Ron provides satisfactory, but not excellent customer service, jerks it to manga, gets in heated arguments over Battlestar Galactica, and hates his job because his boss doesn't appreciate him enough.
Making it appear that black people are numerous and happy with everything, though statistically, outside of Africa, they aren't numerous, and everywhere they seem to be majority rules in favour of unhappy.
When a corporation claims to be diverse, what they really mean is that they hire black people, asians, and a latino every now and then. There is no image more meticulously engineered in this world than that of a corporation's statement on "diversity." For example, the energy company Entergy states on its website that the cornerstone of their corporate culture is:
respect ... for every individual regardless of race, gender, nationality, religion, sexual orientation or any other cultural factor. "Tolerance" is insufficient in this organization that values differences...
Entergy should be commended for having the courage to go beyond simply "tolerating" different races by treating them with respect, because it is assumed that other races are not treated with respect unless a corporation explicitly states that they do on their website. The world needs more companies willing to follow Entergy's bold leadership by doing more than just tolerating other races.
Kids love manual labour
I don't ever wash my own car! Let alone do it for dad just to smile like that...
Easiest way to get work done is slouching with the laptop on one knee and typing with one hand
I tried it for 5 minutes and ended up with back pain, a dropped laptop and 5 minutes of lost productivity
You need creepy looking random white people all over your site
Honestly, i get what hats opff means cowboy-wannabe-fagjet! First of all, you are not a cowboy by any stretch, I am more a cowboy than you. Normally prerequisites are: Live in the country, be able to ride a horse, not being a faggot and waring a proper cowboy hat, not a faggot cowboy hat!
Kids have those conversations with each other that your parents dread, and have profound meaning right there in them!
WTF!! If I ever have this conversation, or that look of teenage gay-secks lust on my face, shoot me.
-Hawk
